We have all been involved in robust discussions on various topics: what is the most inflammatory statement you could come up with?
For example:
The handling of an F or TF is greatly improved by fitting a worn cheap tyre of a different make on each corner.
Or
After starting from cold, hold the revs on the red line for 2 minutes to reduce the risk of HGF.
Or
When replacing disc pads, search the internet for the cheapest brand that nobody has heard of. These will be best.
When retrimming your MG, consider emulsion paint as an alternative to an expensive leather makeover. Also tidies tired hoods. Honest guv'nor. It does.
Over to you.
It will be all right in the end. If it isn't all right yet, then it is not yet the end..