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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #80876

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"I've got 25 years background in engineering so don't tell me how to paint my roof orange sonny!"

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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #80878

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John and Sue wrote: wrote:

Softly~Softly wrote: wrote:
Just fit different tyre brands on each corner, it will sort itself out :yesnod:


Already done that one Jan! Try harder!!
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I changed it :P

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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #80879

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Obviously RED is the best colour for any MGF, TF's do not count ...

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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #80881

When trying to be inflammatory, I sometimes think "What would Jim Davidson say?" so here goes:

There's no point spending money on a woman's car, it's not like they can drive properly.


Inflammatory and life shortening in one ;-)
Back with front wheel drive and 181HP at the wheels :)

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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #80882

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Of course we don't hate 'org, we take all their banned members don't we ..

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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #80886

Everyone knows the TF improved on the F in every way
Back with front wheel drive and 181HP at the wheels :)

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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #80888

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If you have a choice of cars for a shopping trip: always take the MG especially when freezer shopping. The excellent boot panel insulation will keep your burgers and fish fingers etc cool. In all weathers. Its designed that way by MGR Engineers. Honest guv'nor.
It will be all right in the end. If it isn't all right yet, then it is not yet the end..

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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #80894

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Everyone knows the TF was just a sad attempt to replicate the F and improve it, it was the downfall of Rover :whistle:

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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #80898

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How many men does it take to repair their wifes MG interior lights?
None: let her struggle in the dark.

Awaits :spank:
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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #80899

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There are no such things as cliques

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I find that spinning the wheels at 4000 rpm away from school crossing patrols improves the image of MG owners.
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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #80902

You're not a proper MG owner unless you drive hood down everywhere, all the time, no matter that it's raining hailstones the size of golfballs.......*










*sadly I'm one of those.. :coat:
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