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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #81013

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Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #81019

Softly~Softly wrote: wrote:
Lady MG driver's know nothing :whistle:

I thought this thread was meant to be fictional.
If a jobs worth doing, it's worth overdoing
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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #81021

4 holes is better than 2 :p

MGF special trim of 'Tortoise shell' isnt 15 years of worn walnut

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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #81022

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Softly~Softly wrote: wrote:
Lady MG driver's know nothing :whistle:

I thought this thread was meant to be fictional.


It will be all right in the end. If it isn't all right yet, then it is not yet the end..
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andywatson wrote: wrote:

Softly~Softly wrote: wrote:
Lady MG driver's know nothing :whistle:

I thought this thread was meant to be fictional.




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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #81039

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Hydragas suspension gives you piles.



:rofl::rofl::rofl: .... the best so far by a country mile!! :broon:

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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #81041

Regularly apply copious amounts of copper slip (marmalade is also an acceptable substitute) over the entire surface of brake discs to reduce friction and thus decrease wear and tear on the pads....it probably also increases bhp too, but I think we can all take that as a given, right?

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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #81066

To minimize the risk of Jan executing me on the spot, i just want to say that the following statements are not necessarily the veiw of the authour:


Women can't drive for toffee, why is this???

Women can't reverse park. Its a fact. Have you ever been stuck behind a woman driver in a tesco car park???

Its a good job we can now buy sat nav systems because women can't read maps!

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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #81071

Apply 3 coats of baby oil to the windscreen.. its cheaper than rainex
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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #81072

How many horsepower you have is a direct indicator of the size of your.....













...ego
Back with front wheel drive and 181HP at the wheels :)

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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #81075

The engine and gearbox can be easily reversed on its axis.. to give 5 speed reverse and single speed drive
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Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #81077

If you chrome wrap your car it will reflect its surroundings and become invisible.
If a jobs worth doing, it's worth overdoing

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