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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #80903

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Always make sure you have K-Seal with you at all times....it's a lifesaver :P


This girl doesn't mind getting her hands dirty !!! :lol:

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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #80904

Pink and blue antifreeze mixed together makes a lovely purple coolant which would be ideal for Maggy and Copperknob
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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #80908

There should have been an MG version of the Allegro and the Marina.

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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #80909

Adding stripes releases BHP

Making the exhaust louder releases BHP

Adding fluffy dice adds BHP

The Ferrari Enzo was based on the highly desirable Panther

Clarkson once described the Panther as 'the car that God himself wished he had created'
Diesel Destroyer.. 'The bringer of dreams'
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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #80912

Fitting a hard top will increase torsion stiffness by 2000Nm.
If a jobs worth doing, it's worth overdoing

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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #80913

Adding a front splitter and a spoiler creates enough downforce you can actually drive upside down in tunnels


These cars, being mid engined, are practically super cars
Diesel Destroyer.. 'The bringer of dreams'

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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #80914

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Those rattles are part of it being an MG
There's no need to worry about the temp gauge the fan will sort that out
A security feature of locking your keys in the boot is that its not easy to get them back

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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #80917

T-Bar stickers are far more aerodynamic than dot.org stickers, thus causing far less friction.
If a jobs worth doing, it's worth overdoing
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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #80918

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I'm liking these a lot funny people

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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #80921

All F owners have beards, but some of them are carefully hidden.

Chrome is the most aerodynamic substance known to man.

TT exhausts are made from an alloy of stainless steel, unobtainium , dilithium and KY Jelly that means any car fitted with one is instantly a rare classic, can reach Warp 9 and makes you more attractive to members of the opposite sex
Back with front wheel drive and 181HP at the wheels :)

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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #80925

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andy1970h wrote: wrote:
TT exhausts are made from an alloy of stainless steel, unobtainium , dilithium and KY Jelly that means any car fitted with one is instantly a rare classic, can reach Warp 9 and makes you more attractive to members of the opposite sex


Andy, this statement is actually true.
(Guess which exhaust we have....) :)
It will be all right in the end. If it isn't all right yet, then it is not yet the end..

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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #80926

Our cars go faster with if you keep your knob polished.

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