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Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #80853

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We have all been involved in robust discussions on various topics: what is the most inflammatory statement you could come up with?

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The handling of an F or TF is greatly improved by fitting a worn cheap tyre of a different make on each corner.
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After starting from cold, hold the revs on the red line for 2 minutes to reduce the risk of HGF.
Or
When replacing disc pads, search the internet for the cheapest brand that nobody has heard of. These will be best.

When retrimming your MG, consider emulsion paint as an alternative to an expensive leather makeover. Also tidies tired hoods. Honest guv'nor. It does.

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Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #80856

Fitting a panther body kit will give you 300 bhp.
If a jobs worth doing, it's worth overdoing
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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #80858

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I just can't I am bound to offend someone :coat:
















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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #80860

Save money by never changing your oil, just keep it topped up to an inch below the minimum level. Always use the cheapest reclaimed oil possible,
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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #80862

I don't see the point in fake carbon fibre. :dry:

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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #80863

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Come on Jan, this is a Johnny Fun Thread! :woohoo:
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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #80867

slightly flat lucozade is a perfectly acceptable alternative to OAT coolant , although you may want to add food dye to better match the colour of your existing coolant - the closer the colour match, the greater the resulting bhp....
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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #80869

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Just fit Toyos on each corner, then pray :yesnod:

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Fitting a Korean K & N rip-off induction kit will boost your power output to 237 BHP. You can now beat Eleanor, the Noz powered Mustang off of Gone in 60 Seconds in a drag race. Honest.
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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #80871

Head gasket failure or minor leaks can be easily fixed by adding 2 pints of wallpaper paste to your coolant or oil, or simply add 1 pint in each to be safe
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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #80873

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Just fit different tyre brands on each corner, it will sort itself out :yesnod:


Already done that one Jan! Try harder!!
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Re: Statements to start discussions.... (fun thread) 11 years 5 months ago #80875

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Just fit Toyos on each corner, then pray :yesnod:

Oi Missis! :spank:
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