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The MGF was originally prototyped as a front engined front wheel drive, featuring a short bonnet/long boot design, with a radical plastic windscreen. Then the Brummy assembly team realised the plans were back to front.

Sanchez wrote: wrote:

To minimize the risk of Jan executing me on the spot, i just want to say that the following statements are not necessarily the veiw of the authour:


Women can't drive for toffee, why is this???

Women can't reverse park. Its a fact. Have you ever been stuck behind a woman driver in a tesco car park???

Its a good job we can now buy sat nav systems because women can't read maps!

Because all those quotes were made by a man, or men, and lets face it what do you all know, God made man, then perfected with making women

'Funny' driving hats are awesome and a true reflection of your 'kooky' and 'interesting' character. People are genuinely laughing with you, not at you.

Argo City is the official supplier of chrome-look mesh, bee-sting aerials, fake caliper covers and in-car kettles to both Ferarri and Masserati.

the front subframe has four towing eyes so the recovery compaines can hook the car up dead easy

Jack of Hearts is not a trouble causing Google educated spanner monkey.
Life does not revolve around Clive.
.Cult is the land of freedom and truth.
Everyone should spend a large amount of money on a tired F, you will get it all back in a few years when they become desirable classics.
Jan is loved and respected throughout the MG community.
I am going to be invited to lead the FRL run this year in my Espace in recognition of my outstanding contribution to the MG scene.
Jeff is the finest addition to this forum we have ever had..

Supercover wrote: wrote:

Jack of Hearts is not a trouble causing Google educated spanner monkey.
Life does not revolve around Clive.
.Cult is the land of freedom and truth.
Everyone should spend a large amount of money on a tired F, you will get it all back in a few years when they become desirable classics.
Jan is loved and respected throughout the MG community.
I am going to be invited to lead the FRL run this year in my Espace in recognition of my outstanding contribution to the MG scene.
Jeff is the finest addition to this forum we have ever had..

The End

Well, that got personal all of a sudden!

Supercover has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

Social hand grenades don't exist.

John and Sue wrote: wrote:

Well, that got personal all of a sudden!

It's his way.


.... just be grateful sheefag hasn't contributed yet.

Oh well, c'est la vie.

Lmao, I must have missed Andy off my mailing list

Marmite wrote: wrote:

Hairdressers drive MX5's.

That one is obviously true