Ah planning officers, had one sniffing about here the other day, some nosey neighbour decided to report me for running a car repair business from home, I pointed out that it must be a pretty shit car repair business with all the same cars still here that I moved in with, and no hoist ( what you lot in Pomgolia quaintly call a ramp)
She left with a cheery “that’s fine, nothing to worry about then”
Stupid neighbours should’ve saved everyone some trouble and just asked me!
Now I’ll enjoy it if any of them have car trouble, so I can say “ Well I could easily fix that for you, but for the fact that someone decided the best course of action was to complain to the council and now I couldn’t possibly break the council planning rules! “
I’ve gotten around planning by 1st erecting a structure, such as a carport which doesn’t need approval, the one by one gradually adding “fences” actually walls, the one day a gate appears on the front, in the from of a roller door!
My Dad once built several warehouses on a site he owned without planning, one day a planning officer showed up wanting to know why none of the buildings appeared on any plans……..quick as a flash, Dad said “ didn’t you blokes have a fire at the council building some years ago?”
The planner replied “yes they did”
Dad said “Well that solves that mystery then” and left the planning officer gaping open mouthed with a bewildered look on his face
"Keep calm, relax, focus on the problem & PULL THE BLOODY TRIGGER"