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The joke thread. 7 years 5 months ago #173571
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Is what this site needs.
Keep em clean
Keep em coming.
I'll start off with a few.
People said I'd never get over my obsession with Phil Collins but just take a look at me now.
Inspecting mirrors is a job I could see myself doing.
My wife said she would leave me due to my obsession with will young.
I said I think I better leave right now.
Keep em clean
Keep em coming.
I'll start off with a few.
People said I'd never get over my obsession with Phil Collins but just take a look at me now.
Inspecting mirrors is a job I could see myself doing.
My wife said she would leave me due to my obsession with will young.
I said I think I better leave right now.
WHALE OIL BEEF HOOKED
(THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS ANDY THE TYRE MAN)
The joke thread. 7 years 5 months ago #173576
"Keep calm, relax, focus on the problem & PULL THE BLOODY TRIGGER"
The joke thread. 7 years 5 months ago #173580
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The joke thread. 7 years 5 months ago #173583
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I know a good joke, Cobber.
Aussie cricket team.
Aussie cricket team.
David
The joke thread. 7 years 5 months ago #173598
The queen and Camilla are sat at a table for lunch when Camilla says excuse me marm to bring this up at the table, but whenever I go down on Charles it gives me terrible indigestion. The queen replies , well then Camilla have you tried Andrew's ? 
Steve
Steve The joke thread. 7 years 5 months ago #173599
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The joke thread. 7 years 5 months ago #173602
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The joke thread. 7 years 5 months ago #173607
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The joke thread. 7 years 5 months ago #173614
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A clairvoyant got run over by a bus..
she didnt see that coming.....
Q...........whats the difference between snowmen and snow women.....
A............snowballs
she didnt see that coming.....
Q...........whats the difference between snowmen and snow women.....
A............snowballs
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