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Andy Lawrence wrote: wrote:

I had a chance of being the lead singer in an Animals tribute band.

I turned it down because I didn't want to be a Burdon.

Andy . The young 'un's on the Bar won't get that !

John .

House of the rising sun....my favourite. ...use to drink in the rising sun pub...it was on the Duke box all the time.

Another for the oldies....

How do you turn a duck into an R & B singer?

Put it in a hot oven until it's bill withers.....

John and Sue wrote: wrote:

Another for the oldies....

How do you turn a duck into an R & B singer?

Put it in a hot oven until it's bill withers.....

And its gonna be a lovely day.
How old is old nowa days head says young but knees well???

Steve.

stevew wrote: wrote:

John and Sue wrote: wrote:

Another for the oldies....

How do you turn a duck into an R & B singer?

Put it in a hot oven until it's bill withers.....

And its gonna be a lovely day.
How old is old nowa days head says young but knees well???

Steve.

Old? We're 22 years old on the inside but 62 on the outside. Random aches and pains abound.

Tried it. Painful: lube is extra.....

Pop one in... Minty freshness.

Imagine working for anus pizzas...answering the phone...hello anus...or getting mocked by a group of thugs has you ride your delivery scooter with the anus logo on it....not bloody likely but someone may do has its a real company. Might not mean much to them in there country but it couldn't happen here in stoke on trent....could it?
Anyone care for a bite of anus pizza?
Gets worse really if you don't want anus another pizza shop is called herpes pizza.

No don't fancy that neither. ..having friends around for a pizza and asking them if they want anus or herpes.
Let's skip pizza and have a Chinese. ..

No don't like pu pu chinese neither. ..anymore to choose from then? Of course the towns are just full of takeaways let's choose another.how about a Indian instead.

Nope...last one back to another chinese.no..leave them aswell they were rude when I rang them they said ...fook yu what yer wa?