No I’m not an uncivilised barbarian…….. Victoria the most enlightened, cultured and respected place on earth.
Down here we have decorum, and don’t follow rugby unlike those mono syllabic grunters over the border!…. Keep banging those rocks together guys, it’ll take about 50 millennia (@ 100 millennia in the case of Queensland ) but eventually you’ll get there!
Down here we don’t have to worry about being eaten by crocodiles……..the sharks and spiders ate them all!