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Todays youth are the inheritors of tomorrow. If the bloke I nearly stood on was a guide then he was firmly rooted in a week last Wednesday & I suspect he will remain so until he is taken away or Taken Away.
Youth culture = oxymoron or just moronic.

What worries me is the youth of today pay the pensions of tomorrow ......don't look like I'm retiring anytime soon.

The trouble with a lot of today’s young’uns is that they wouldn’t know their armpits from their arseholes without first having a sniff!
And even then they’d be confused, with the fragment results from either end being somewhat noisome.