Glad to see you have not, completely, lost your since of humour
We all have different needs and wants from our cars, and my company car makes complete since, though completely boring
I wouldn't even dream of mentioning what it is here!!!)
You can however poke fun at my choice in cars to replace both my TF's.....a Mercedes SLK 350!
Ticks the two door, two seat, convertible, with a lot more poke (275bhp) but at the moment seems to be a heavy, less nimble car than the TF
And cost 3x to run!
However looking forward to the mile eating comfort on my trips to the south of this continent I wouldn't dream of doing in the TF due to comfort and concern over reliability (though the TF's have never let me down on 2-3000 mile round trips)
Of course I do not have a mother in law to accommodate during these trips
The SLK makes perfect since to me, but is a "sledgehammer" compared to the TF.....