"Hello, 'ello, 'ello...what's all this then?"
"I'm Constable Cobber of the Spelling Flying Squad and I'm here to investigate some reports of incorrect spelling!"
"Mirror curtsey lights"? Are these some sort of device for upskirting?
Or do you mean "mirror courtesy lights"?
A curtsey is a feminine version of a formal bow, a head-dipping, knee-bending gesture of greeting. A woman might curtsey when meeting a Queen.
This woman is doing a curtsey.
Seeing as she's curtsying whist wearing a shiny PVC maid's outfit, you can understand my confusion as the whether you were referring to some strange fetish device for looking up skirts or interiour lights fitted to the rear view mirror!
"I sorry sir, your under arrest for an infringement of the spelling act. I'm afraid you'll 'ave to accompany me down to the station"