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A young lad asks his Dad if he can borrow his MG to take out his girl.

"OK son, but be very careful and NO showing off"

The lad grabs the keys and off he goes. In less than an hour he returns home.

"MG broke down Dad, there is water in the fuel injectors"

His Dad replies "You know sweet nothing about car mechanics son so stop being a clever clogs, were is the car, I will sort it?"

"Dad I am telling you the problem is water in the injectors"?

"Rubbish son, now were is the car?"

"It's in the river"..........................................................

John that was worse than the "Now on Sale at Ikea"

pendle lass wrote: wrote:

John that was worse than the "Now on Sale at Ikea"

I liked the Ikea one

"Excuse me, do you have sparkplugs for an MJTF please?"

"Don't you mean MGTF Sir?"

"That's what I said diddle I?"

That was the best one so far Rog.

A mate recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. when i quizzed him on his addiction he reckoned he could stop any time

Chinese speaking to a Chinese operator...

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's
urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our
brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is
being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You
may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your
name!!
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree

Where's the smiley for repeatedly banging head against a wall???

if these jokes didn't suck, They'd fall off the page.

i have loads of jokes , im trying to keep it clean and not offend any one. we need permanant joke site on the tbar it brightens up everybodys day

Ye ha! Just wanted to try the new smileys!!!