There now follows a reconstruction of a terrible crime committed by person or dogs unknown on the 19th of December 2011.
Having had a very busy day at work, Red Devil
Oh sorry, that is my weekend out fit....Red Devil
arrived home, Aphrodite spotted him coming up the drive
He was feeling a bit peckish so decided to do himself some cheese on toast with cheesy wings
Watching him cook it was a certain little Whippet
and his beloved had her tea
The phone rang so Red Devil answered it
It was his nightly call from rent a friend UK, who listened and yawned while Red Devil chatted to him.
On returning to his cheese on toast, Red Devil found.......
This is how the cheese on toast pinching suspects looked when Red Devil questioned them
The Wife
Aphrodite (being tricked into giving DNA)
Oscar
Soooooo, who did it?????