A man walks up to a sled dog owner who has a black dog....why do you call your dog frost?
......."because frost bites he replied"
Q......What did the vet say to the musher who brought in a sled dog with caribou steak on its head,seal meat stuffed up its nose and lemmings in its ears?
A..."..your dogs not eating right"
A man walks into a pub.....there is a dog sitting on the bar..
the man asks the bartender...is your dog friendly ?
The bartender replied..yes hes soft has a brush !
The man strokes the dog and gets bitten nearly ripping his arm off
The man shouted to the bartender...i thought you said your bloody dog was friendly?
That aint my dog he replied.......