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8 years 11 months ago - 8 years 11 months ago #33400 by Red Devil
Ariel topper. Part 1
This is a vital mod for any one who parks their MGF/TF in a crowded car park. No longer will you have to wait for the car park to empty before you can see your pride and joy. With this complex yet effective mod you can spot your beast over the top of most other cars :broon:

Step 1 Order your Topper.
Having chosen a suitable Topper, pour and drink a large glass of wine and then phone your order through. Please note drinking large glass of wine is optional. My wife is demonstrating the wine drinking.



Step 2 Await arrival of Topper. They can take up to 3 days to arrive, Wine can be consumed while you wait. Please note, extreme care must be taken while removing envelope from letter box, trapped fingers are very painful!



Step 3 Remove Topper from packet. You may need a glass of wine to recover from the effort!



In part 2 we will deal with the removal of securing elastic and the insertion of the aireal.........
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8 years 11 months ago #33401 by David Aiketgate
Fantastic start to your first how to on the forum. :yesnod:
Once you have completed it, I will assess the accuracy of the How to, and if it passes our strict Health and Safety rules I will put it forward to the How to approval committee. with a view to eventual inclusion in the prestigious A-Z list. :yesnod: ;)

David
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8 years 11 months ago - 8 years 11 months ago #33403 by Red Devil
Part 2

Top rated Toppers come with a choice of fittings. A loop of elastic, a springy base and an hole in their bottoms. To fix one to your aerial the bottom hole is required, The elastic loop is not needed.


Removal of said loop is easy but requires a specialist tool (kitchen Scissors) which can be found in the kitchen, where ever that is! Best bet is to bribe wife with wine and get her to fetch them for you. She should know her way around a kitchen if you have her trained properly ;)






Having carefully cut of the elastic loop check it is not to cold or raining out side. If all is well take Topper out to your MG..............

........line up arieal.......



.....and shove it up the Toppers bottom hole


Now the job is finished, all that is left to do is go back in doors and pick up the mess.........
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8 years 11 months ago #33405 by David Aiketgate
I hope that neither you nor the drunk your lovely wife attempted to run with those scissors in your hands, :nonod: as my Gran told me that was fatal! :yesnod:

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8 years 11 months ago #33406 by Red Devil

David Aiketgate wrote: I hope that neither you nor the drunk your lovely wife attempted to run with those scissors in your hands, :nonod: as my Gran told me that was fatal! :yesnod:


She is a tad to big to run (thank heavens)............

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8 years 11 months ago #33409 by David Aiketgate
I'm really glad I've had my tea...................................... :sick:

David
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8 years 11 months ago - 8 years 11 months ago #33411 by Rich in Vancouver
HE'S GOING TO HELL FOR THAT!

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8 years 11 months ago #33413 by Red Devil

David Aiketgate wrote: I'm really glad I've had my tea...................................... :sick:


I know what you mean good sir, A WHITE PATIO SET!!!!!!

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8 years 11 months ago #33414 by Red Devil

Rich in Vancouver wrote: HE'S GOING TO HELL FOR THAT!


I am soooo glad my wife is not good on a lap top :lol:

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8 years 11 months ago #33416 by David Aiketgate

Red Devil wrote:

David Aiketgate wrote: I'm really glad I've had my tea...................................... :sick:


I know what you mean good sir, A WHITE PATIO SET!!!!!!


That a strong little stool!

David
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8 years 11 months ago #33417 by Rich in Vancouver
As long as she is good with a bottle of wine that's all that matters. This :P not this :sick:

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8 years 11 months ago #33454 by todds200
Brilliant How too :bust: :bust:

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