i bought an antenna topper on my trip to Las Vegas this week. I will be following your step-by steps to install it although there is no elastic involved. It's just a matter of stuffing the end of the antenna up the parrot's backside.
Pics to follow.
If you bring it to the next Border Patrol run Saul can use scissors.
However, his record with staplers is not as good......
This is what happened last week when he 'fixed' the stapler...