That photo springs to mind....
No it doesn't, there is no photo, nothing happened, we don't need reminding, it's photoshopped anyway, it's not really me, I don't know what you're talking about!
She would be a fool to complain.
Ooh ooh, it's arrived!
Polishing time.
Any tips? Is Autosol the best product?
Who's asking? You or Sheila?
Here's a quote for you then!
Does the sex of the questioner affect the answer you give?