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cjj wrote: wrote:

david aiketgate wrote: wrote:

Hey, watch the carpet with that red wine... Ah Clivvvvveeeeeeeeeee, that'll never come out,
Simon'll go maddddddddd!

Do I look like a red wine drinker?

I just dr...................



Oh My god!!!!

How did we end up with an elephant roaming around in the How to section???

Who the hell brought that in?

Who's supposed to be looking after this place?

Oh jesus.........That's gonna need a big shovel.

Who brought the elephant? Come on... i want you to know that it's not big and it's not clever!


...Well, obviously the elephant is quite big , but....well yes... OK the elephant is also quite clever...so...
ALL RIGHT, it is big and it is clever, but I'm not picking THAT MESS up!

Well it wasn't me

I'm not going to clean tha.........


Look out..........the vase...........the vase.................

Oh crap. I think that was one of Psymons favourites too.

Announcement
I've suddenly been called away to... something really important, and Clive's in charge, byeeeeeee!

Oh god, have you seen in the for sale section???????

And there's smoke coming out of the Pitstop.

Mr Fisher to the childrens play area.......

Mr Fisher to the childrens play area.......


Child missing, believed to have sunk in the ball pool.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

Well, the good news is we managed to put the fire out in the pitstop.

Bad news is that it is now flooded and the fire chief wants a word with the person in charge about the fire exits being locked.

Errrrr......David.......

Daaaaaaaaaviddddddddd

David is currently unavailable...please leave a message.

Beeeeeeeeeeeppp.

Hello....

David.....

You there???????

Well. I've cleaned up most of the mess, but I seemed to have lost the elephant.