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So we can better understand......... 12 years 3 months ago #37400
........our Astra driving friend............................
Here is sum Chav lingo explained for those unfamiliar wiv chavism culture
A, A'ight.. Used as a greeting, normally coupled with a slack jaw and a swift flick of the fingers.
B, Bucket.. A cheap way for a chav to consume 'weed'. the chav saves on tobacco and rizlas by adopting this D.I.Y approach to drug consumption.
C, C**t.. Used to describe a person who impedes he smooth existance of a chav in any way, this may be done by simply being alive, having expencive trainers or being over 16 and not having a baby.
D, Dog.. A canine pet employed by chavs nationwide in order to gain extra benefit from the DSS.
E, Easy.. Used to describe any chavette regarded y chav society as being over-willing to sexual relations with just about anybody.
F, Father. A creature out of chav mythology often spoke of, but never seen.
G, Grass.. Marijuana.
H, Hat.. A popular fashion accessory worn by chavs to conceal there identity from CCTV cameras in petrol stations, shopping centres and prison line-ups across the country.
I Innit.. An extremely popular expression used by chavs at theend of sentences in order to qualify for there previous statement .. EG..Dat stereo is well phat init.?
J, Joint.. The preferred method of consuming marijuana used bu chavs, this option is only available when tobacco and rizzlas can be afforded, usually on benefit day.
K, Knob The male genitalia, commonly found growing on the foreheads of most chavs.
L, Life.. What some chavs end up getting, courtesy of any sane-minded judge, for any combination of road traffic offences, dole fraud or fashion crimes.
M, Money.. Another legend in chav mythology. money is thought to be 'rarer than gold' by most chavs and although freely dispersed by the DSS on production of you're ration book, most chavs will never no what it feels like to hold a REAL £20 note.
N, Nick.. Refers to the english word 'prison' A place where many chav families have been known to spend Christmas or meet up with long lost relatives.
O, Open.. An important term in chav speak, used as an excuse when confronted by the police, home owner or an ex girlfriends parents.. E.g. 'the door was already open' or 'her legs just opened'
P, Poor.. The social status most chavs aspire to being. It is easily obtainable, dosnt involve work and the DSS gives you money.
Q, Quit.. What chavs do after twenty minutes in any gainful employment.
R, Rights.. 'Rights' are read to chav from very early age, usually by policemen or parents who dont no any bedtime stories.
S, Sharon.. The favoured name by Chavettes, especially when naming their daughters after themselves.
T, TMC.. 'TMC' Stands for totally mint condition'. The term is used to describe any rust free Astra, Fiesta or Escort XR3i.
U, Ugly.. A word used to describe the facial characteristics of most chavs and chavettes.
V, Vat.. Chav speak form of the english 'that' Used referentially by chavs to point things out in time and space. (E.g. 'Vat motor is bling')
W, Wheel-trims.. Wheel-trims are used by chavs as a form of currency, to trade for various goods and services. The advantages of using them instead of money are more easily obtainable than money and are big so you cant lose them.
X, Dont be ridiculous. chavs dont use any words beginning with X
Y, Yo.. A greeting between chavs that can be repeated as many times as the speaker wishes.
Z, Same as X
Q, what do chavs and slinkies have in common..?
A, theres plenty of fun to be had watching them fall down some very steep stairs...
Q, if two chavs are in a car and theres no music blaring, who's driving.?
A, the police
Q, Despite the temptation its best not to run over a chav on a bike when you're driving, why?
A, its probably you're bike he's driving.
Q, what are the first words of a baby chav to its beloved single parent.?
A, What are you lookin at?
Q,whats the difference between a chavette and a sheep.?
A, one's so stupid it will follow without thinking, wallow in dirt and get rutted without noticing: The other's a sheep.
Chav Chat-Up's
1, Kiss me or i'll make you touch my spots.
2, You've never known true filth until you've kissed me
3, My cousin loaned me his Astra for just one night- wanna go for a ride?
4, Wanna help me make ugly children..?
5, I love the way you're belly spills over you're tracksuit bottoms - can i touch it.?
6, Lets get together and make sweet R'n'B.
7, Come back to mine to see me collection of signet rings
8, Kiss me or i'll lamp you
9, Can i park me Astra in you're garage.?
10, Get you're tracksuit top girl, coz you've pulled..
Here is sum Chav lingo explained for those unfamiliar wiv chavism culture
A, A'ight.. Used as a greeting, normally coupled with a slack jaw and a swift flick of the fingers.
B, Bucket.. A cheap way for a chav to consume 'weed'. the chav saves on tobacco and rizlas by adopting this D.I.Y approach to drug consumption.
C, C**t.. Used to describe a person who impedes he smooth existance of a chav in any way, this may be done by simply being alive, having expencive trainers or being over 16 and not having a baby.
D, Dog.. A canine pet employed by chavs nationwide in order to gain extra benefit from the DSS.
E, Easy.. Used to describe any chavette regarded y chav society as being over-willing to sexual relations with just about anybody.
F, Father. A creature out of chav mythology often spoke of, but never seen.
G, Grass.. Marijuana.
H, Hat.. A popular fashion accessory worn by chavs to conceal there identity from CCTV cameras in petrol stations, shopping centres and prison line-ups across the country.
I Innit.. An extremely popular expression used by chavs at theend of sentences in order to qualify for there previous statement .. EG..Dat stereo is well phat init.?
J, Joint.. The preferred method of consuming marijuana used bu chavs, this option is only available when tobacco and rizzlas can be afforded, usually on benefit day.
K, Knob The male genitalia, commonly found growing on the foreheads of most chavs.
L, Life.. What some chavs end up getting, courtesy of any sane-minded judge, for any combination of road traffic offences, dole fraud or fashion crimes.
M, Money.. Another legend in chav mythology. money is thought to be 'rarer than gold' by most chavs and although freely dispersed by the DSS on production of you're ration book, most chavs will never no what it feels like to hold a REAL £20 note.
N, Nick.. Refers to the english word 'prison' A place where many chav families have been known to spend Christmas or meet up with long lost relatives.
O, Open.. An important term in chav speak, used as an excuse when confronted by the police, home owner or an ex girlfriends parents.. E.g. 'the door was already open' or 'her legs just opened'
P, Poor.. The social status most chavs aspire to being. It is easily obtainable, dosnt involve work and the DSS gives you money.
Q, Quit.. What chavs do after twenty minutes in any gainful employment.
R, Rights.. 'Rights' are read to chav from very early age, usually by policemen or parents who dont no any bedtime stories.
S, Sharon.. The favoured name by Chavettes, especially when naming their daughters after themselves.
T, TMC.. 'TMC' Stands for totally mint condition'. The term is used to describe any rust free Astra, Fiesta or Escort XR3i.
U, Ugly.. A word used to describe the facial characteristics of most chavs and chavettes.
V, Vat.. Chav speak form of the english 'that' Used referentially by chavs to point things out in time and space. (E.g. 'Vat motor is bling')
W, Wheel-trims.. Wheel-trims are used by chavs as a form of currency, to trade for various goods and services. The advantages of using them instead of money are more easily obtainable than money and are big so you cant lose them.
X, Dont be ridiculous. chavs dont use any words beginning with X
Y, Yo.. A greeting between chavs that can be repeated as many times as the speaker wishes.
Z, Same as X
Q, what do chavs and slinkies have in common..?
A, theres plenty of fun to be had watching them fall down some very steep stairs...
Q, if two chavs are in a car and theres no music blaring, who's driving.?
A, the police
Q, Despite the temptation its best not to run over a chav on a bike when you're driving, why?
A, its probably you're bike he's driving.
Q, what are the first words of a baby chav to its beloved single parent.?
A, What are you lookin at?
Q,whats the difference between a chavette and a sheep.?
A, one's so stupid it will follow without thinking, wallow in dirt and get rutted without noticing: The other's a sheep.
Chav Chat-Up's
1, Kiss me or i'll make you touch my spots.
2, You've never known true filth until you've kissed me
3, My cousin loaned me his Astra for just one night- wanna go for a ride?
4, Wanna help me make ugly children..?
5, I love the way you're belly spills over you're tracksuit bottoms - can i touch it.?
6, Lets get together and make sweet R'n'B.
7, Come back to mine to see me collection of signet rings
8, Kiss me or i'll lamp you
9, Can i park me Astra in you're garage.?
10, Get you're tracksuit top girl, coz you've pulled..
Re: So we can better understand......... 12 years 3 months ago #37403
john your a RDA Purple Monsters Shout Loudly
sorry but chavs dont have hats they have hoodies
knob is usualy said after lamping some one
ice is for verry expencive stereo for the motor
no chav has wheel trims they just nick TF 85 rims for there nova
on that note hows the car alarm all fixed or not for long
sorry but chavs dont have hats they have hoodies
knob is usualy said after lamping some one
ice is for verry expencive stereo for the motor
no chav has wheel trims they just nick TF 85 rims for there nova
on that note hows the car alarm all fixed or not for long
mad about cars and bikes 
if it aint broke dont fix it
if it aint broke dont fix it
Re: So we can better understand......... 12 years 3 months ago #37409
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John is your stalker alarm going off
Re: So we can better understand......... 12 years 3 months ago #37412
well i think all on here forgive me for owning an astra but at least i did not look at getting a mx5 like red devil did
heres the proof
shame on him
http://www.citroenpicasso.org.uk/picasso/index.php/topic/2575-mgtf/
bloody poof
heres the proof
shame on him
http://www.citroenpicasso.org.uk/picasso/index.php/topic/2575-mgtf/
bloody poof
mad about cars and bikes
if it aint broke dont fix it
if it aint broke dont fix it
Re: So we can better understand......... 12 years 3 months ago #37415
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well i think all on here forgive me for owning an astra but at least i did not look at getting a mx5 like red devil did
heres the proof
shame on him
http://www.citroenpicasso.org.uk/picasso/index.php/topic/2575-mgtf/
bloody poof
Shakes head at John .........................................................................
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