Haha! the wife found out ... lets just say she wasn't jumping for joy when she came home to find it parked next to my rusting campervan and my unused motorbike!
Bit of whine in 1st gear, a gearbox oil change has helped but not cured and a clutch related rattle, in neutral it stops when the peddle is depressed, the search function has given me a few pointers but as it all still works OK I think I need sort the blowing exhaust first ... at least I knew about that one when I bought it!