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1. You enthusiastically watch motor races that are Formula 1.

2. When people ask if you like Formula 1, you say ‘Yes. I do like Formula 1.’

3. You actually know what the F in ‘F1′ stands for.

4. When you see the French hotel chain Formula 1 you think, ‘Oh look, that has the same name as the motor racing series I really like, which is also called Formula 1′.

5. You refer to ‘The Chain’ by Fleetwood Mac as ‘The Chain by Fleetwood Mac which is also used as the music for the BBC Formula 1 coverage’.

6. You can’t drive through Birmingham without thinking a little bit about Nigel Mansell.

7. Even during the off season you refuse to move from in front of the TV on a Sunday afternoon in case some Formula 1 happens.

8. You don’t just know the surnames of the drivers in Formula 1, you also know their first names.

9. You only go on holiday to places like Monaco, Spa and a very boring industrial estate in Russia.

10. You cancelled your holiday to Germany just to be spiteful.

11. You often shout ‘FORMULA 1’ at the moment of sexual climax

12. You have an enormous back tattoo of Sebastien Bourdais.

Err NO

Err likewise.

Yes to 1 to 8.

9. Durring our euro tours wehave driven 1 current and 2 former F1 circuits.......

10, 11 and 12 errrrr, no.

whos sebastian bourdais?

mgtfbluestreak wrote: wrote:

whos sebastian bourdais?

Don't you no nuffin

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%C3%A9bastien_Bourdais

sorry im a thicko................. .......i havent watched motor racing since,,emerson fittepaldi was in the limelight...
heres one of my school photos

I'm not a fan of F1.
I prefer the touring car races that are guaranteed to give some good action.
Better still, get in your F/TF & go for a drive hoping to come across an MX 5 in front of you

There are no fans in F1.................they banned them back in the late '70s..............no doubt, younger whipper-snappers will need to look it up!

And no skirts allowed!

I like rally cars..............go back in time now to tony pond in the tr7.................stig in the fiat abarth...........not to mention the mcrae era and the subaru....my love of rs escorts still burns strong.............volunteered as a martial in the lombard rac in 1984...........get close to the rally cars ill say...........that big piece of flying crap that hit me in the chest and stopped me blowing the whistle for 5 minutes......sat shotgun in a escort mk2 rally car around the trentham gardens stage.......try getting your breath and telling the driver whats coming up ...........offroading landrovers................its a mud thing.........comes from working on farms.............great....dont get the same passion for f1.......the cars dont seem to have any appeal

If it has an engine or wheels I'm a fan.