lol, I have protection...It has to be remembered that Cobber lives in Australia where shark & crocodile eat people & drop bears can spoil you day. It wasn’t considered odd that Davy Crockett wore a raccoon hat, this guy must have been greatly influenced by Crockett & The Cat in the Hat children’s book.
Don’t fret David there’s a lot of sea & land between you & this guy, he’s not going to get off the train at Armathwaite & walk up the hill.