Only 3 troopers? I used to have a damned side more than that with a greater than passing interest in my activities!
They could never get me in the bag though…..always a few steps ahead of them
I was a bit of a wild scallywag in my younger days, never out to hurt anyone or do real harm, but definitely a complete ratbag.
Loud, brash, never afraid of anything or anyone and always spoke my mind. Not always the most popular combination but I didn’t care what others thought.
As for the church warden business….you don’t seem a bad sorta bloke, so I won’t hold it against you……each to their own.
How about we do a deal, I won’t try to corrupt you and you don’t try to save me, can’t say fairer than that!